If This Book Exists, You’re in the Wrong Universe (UK Edition) by Jason Pargin 9781250195845 1250195845

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• ISBN 10: 1250195845
• ISBN 13: 9781250195845
• Author: Jason Pargin

If the broken neon signs, shuttered storefronts, and sub-standard housing didn’t tip you off, you’ve just wandered into the city of “Undisclosed”. You don’t want to be caught dead here, because odds are you just might find yourself rising from the grave. That hasn’t stopped tourists from visiting to check out the unusual phenomena that hangs around our town like radioactive fallout. Interdimensional parasites feeding on human hosts, paranormal cults worshipping demonic entities, vengeful teenage sorcerers, we’ve got it all.

Did I mention the possessed toy? It’s a plastic football-sized egg that’s supposed to hatch an adorable, colorful stuffed bird when a child “feeds” it through a synchronized smartphone app. What’s actually inside is an otherworldly monstrosity that’s enticing impressionable wayward youth into murdering folks and depositing their body parts inside the egg as if it’s a hungry piggy bank to trigger the end of the world.

That’s where Dave, John, and Amy come in. They face supernatural threats so the rest of us don’t have to—and sometimes even earn a couple of bucks to so do. But between the bloody ritual sacrifices and soul-crushing nightmares, our trio realizes this apocalypse is way above their pay grade.

Table contents:

Dedication
Before We Begin The Story, Please Contact the Author if You are Interested in Purchasing Any of the Following Items:
A Note to the Rossman Family Regarding Reimbursement for their Cooler
Begin Reading
Book II
The New Commandments of the Simurai: A Trinity of Trinities
Afterword
Excerpt: I’m Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom
Also by Jason Pargin
Praise for Jason Pargin
About the Author
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