The Alphahole s Guide to Marrying Your Enemy 1st Edition by Piper Marlowe ISBN B0DVBB2F8H

The Brooklyn warehouse is filled with graffiti and pigeon poo. It’s practically begging to be converted into luxury loft apartments.But will my mother sell it to me, her only son, the investment wunderkind?“Darling, buildings have souls,” she says, between sips of green juice.“Show me that you’re on the path to spiritual wellness, and I’ll give it to you.”Enter Sydney Taylor, my best friend’s little sister, spiritually well enough for even my mother’s past selves to approve of, and my least favorite person on earth…in this life or any of the others I’ve supposedly lived. I wouldn’t date her if she was the last woman on earth. I’ve repeatedly fantasized about shipping her to Mars.Instead, I marry her.I know, I know, my crew has quite the history with phony relationships, but this one’s different.No matter what my mother sees in our auras.Or how much I want to hate-boink her maddeningly sweet little…Yep, once my mother signs over that building, I’m definitely going to walk away from this hot-fakery totally unscathed.And if you buy that, I’ve got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.